Thursday, November 25, 2010

Engineer: The After Life

Source: www.boardofwisdom.com

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An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says, "Ah, you're an engineer -- you're in the wrong place."


So, the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is let in. Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts designing and building improvements. After awhile, they've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and the engineer is a pretty popular guy.

One day, God calls Satan up on the telephone and says with a sneer, "So, how's it going down there in hell?"

Satan replies, "Hey, things are going great. We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next."

God replies, "What??? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake -- he should never have gotten down there; send him up here."

Satan says, "No way. I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm keeping him."

God says, "Send him back up here or I'll sue."

Satan laughs uproariously and answers, "Yeah, right. And just where are YOU going to get a lawyer?"

~ la ~ la ~ la ~


~ Me overlooking the Power Intake, 2006

Tuesday, November 23, 2010

Why Engineers Don't Write Recipe Books

Source: http://mcleon.tripod.com/engquotes.htm 

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Chocolate Chip Cookies

Ingredients:
532.35 cm3 gluten
4.9 cm3 NaHCO3
4.9 cm3 refined halite
236.6 cm3 partially hydrogenated tallow triglyceride
177.45 cm3 crystalline C12H22O11
177.45 cm3 unrefined C12H22O11
4.9 cm3 methyl ether of protocatechuic aldehyde
Two calcium carbonate-encapsulated avian albumen-coated protein
473.2 cm3 theobroma cacao
236.6 cm3 de-encapsulated legume meats (sieve size #10)

To a 2 litre jacketed round reactor vessel (reactor #1) with an overall heat transfer coefficient of about 100 Btu/°F-ft2-hr, add ingredients one, two and three with constant agitation. In a second 2 litre reactor vessel with a radial flow impeller operating at 100 rpm, add ingredients four, five, six, and seven until the mixture is homogenous.

To reactor #2, add ingredient eight, followed by three equal volumes of the homogenous mixture in reactor #1. Additionally, add ingredient nine and ten slowly, with constant agitation. Care must be taken at this point in the reaction to control any temperature rise that may be the result of an exothermic reaction.

Using a screw extrude attached to a #4 nodulizer, place the mixture piece-meal on a 316SS sheet (300 x 600 mm). Heat in a 460°K oven for a period of time that is in agreement with Frank & Johnston's first order rate expression (see JACOS, 21, 55), or until golden brown. Once the reaction is complete, place the sheet on a 25°C heat-transfer table, allowing the product to come to equilibrium.

 ~ Installation of concrete pipe, Power Tunnel.

Sunday, August 8, 2010

HitcHiking Kuala Lumpur to Singapore ;)

So, I left office early on friday, packed my bag, and started hitchiking trip with Jaja and Umit.
It was a great success with great team :D we hitchhiked all the way Kuala Lumpur to Johor Bahru, and bus to Singapore - Since it'll be near impossible to hitch ride crossing the border at 12am.
Date: 7 & 8 August


THE TRIP

So, we started our trip from Damansara Perdana. We took the free shuttle bus to Kelana Jaya LRT. Why? We were in Petaling Jaya, which was waaaaaaay out of south-way. We were thinking of starting to hitch from somewhere near beginning of way to south.

So we decided to go to LRT Universiti. Its at the end of LDP highway, the point of leaving KL to south.

 5:00pm, Ikano Mutiara Damansara to LRT Kelana Jaya = Free

5:30pm, LRT Kelana Jaya to Universiti = RM 1.30


  *Jaja n me posing @ LRT Kelana Jaya
 
 
From LRT Universiti, we cross the road, and started from there.
It was crazy peak hour. It was a traffic jam too, and that was the idea. We started off with 'SINGAPORE PLEASE' sign made by Umit. We do get a lot of smiles and stares but no offers.

After few minutes, I decided to change to 'SG. BESI' sign using order papers Umit took from IKEA and my permanent marker. Why Sg. Besi? To narrow down potential offers. It helps the potential drivers too. Because, the area where we were was the starting point of leaving KL to the south. Since hitch hiking is not a culture here in Malaysia, drivers would think that we want a ride straight to Singapore.

Few minutes after that, we were offered ride by a nice guy in Proton Perdana, En. Wan who works at Angkasapuri. He was on his way back home to Kajang. Kajang is two exits after the Sungai Besi Tol.
 6:00pm, LRT Universiti to Sg. Besi Tol = Free
 
 *Jaja using her charm

The feeling when we got our ride to Sungai Besi was great! And Jaja is officially not a 'Hicth-Hike-Virgin' anymore ;D
After a quick lunch at Sg. Besi Tol, we found a nice piece of paper and changed our sign to 'SOUTH'.

Umit insisted on using his 'SINGAPORE PLEASE' sign and was waiting at a Singapore registered car. Nothing personal, but I dont agree of the idea;
  1. Im from JB myself. And, no offence, I dont really fancy spending hours with a Singaporean(s) ;P
  2. Using 'SOUTH' sign will give more chance on getting ride. If we cant find a ride straight to Singapore, we could always do it partially.
So Jaja and me went to the corner at starting of rest area. And VOILA! Like two minutes later a brand new white Proton Saga stopped, and asked where to south we were heading to. Then he said he was heading to Seremban. That was just great. Then he went to Shell for petrol, while we walked to Umit.

The guy was Ravi. We had good chats on Berjaya and his family. He drove us to Seremban R&R, and after cigarette - Ravi and Jaja, he left and we walked to the corner end for next ride.

7:00pm, Sg. Besi tp Seremban R&R = Free

The next ride was kinda quick too. We were standing at the corner with'SOUTH' sign, and we thougwe were getting good at it. After 5 minutes, a Honda CRV stopped and asked about our whereabout. He agreed to give us ride, but needed to go to toilet first. So he drove to the Shell station, and we walked and waited at his car.

Mr. Teo is a programmer on the way to Malacca to meet some friends. We had good chat on travels. Turned out he was a travel bug himself.
 20:15pm, Seremban R&R to Ayer Keroh R&R = Free

*Jaja n me waiting for Mr. Teo. He went to toilet just after agreeing to give us ride. Shell@Seremban R&R

We had quick supper at Ayer Keroh R&R then we got a Fortuner for ride. Mr. Lim just got back from meeting in KL and was heading back home in Johor Jaya.

21:30pm, Ayer Keroh R&R to Bus stop in Johor Jaya/Tampoi = Free


Mr. Lim suggested us to take the bus into Singapore, since its kinda impossible to hitch ride crossing the border and especially after midnight. Mr. Lim dropped us at a bus stop at Johor Jaya.

Then, we were a bit lost ;P , and it was already 23:30pm. Local busses out of service. Umit suggested that we walked to the intersection, and yes, we got our last ride to Larkin. Mr. Ganas driving a junkyard Toyota.

00:00am, Johor Jaya to Larkin = Free


*me at Larkin, failed to withdraw money ;P ATM out of service after 12am ;P ;P


Bus to Singapore. We cant managed to get ride into Singapore. We thought of going to the last station this bus goes in Singapore, Bukit Timah. But we didnt make it ;P loss of 50 cents. To Woodlands is RM1.60.
00:10am, Larkin to Woodlands (but we paid for to Bkt Timah) = RM 2.10


Bus to Singapore. We cant managed to get ride into Singapore. We thought of going to the last station this bus goes in Singapore, Bukit Timah. But we didnt make it ;P loss of 50 cents. To Woodlands is RM1.60.

00:10am, Larkin to Woodlands (but we paid for to Bkt Timah) = RM 2.10


*The bus


We were soooooooo excited that we managed to get to Singapore ;D
So we were singing and dancing and Umit was taking our pictures at the escalator. When we reached the floor, the handsome policewoman stopped Umit and asked him to delete all photos taken

bwahahahahahahah !!!!

*at the escalator @Sultan Iskandar CIQ . Umit deleted the dancing photos ;P
 
 
Waiting for Umit. Him the Turkish, and two other visitors from Sudan was taken to a separate room for short interview/interrogation before they be allowed to enter Singapore.
So we waited.

*Jaja checking on the buses.


After almost 1hr of interrogation, Umit's bags got a detailed check. I said it was for job interview. He didnt get the job though ;P

We then decided to wait for the Sudan guys. But after 15minutes, we made our move. We weretired and hungry.
... and we missed the last bus at 00:40am

*Umit and the friendly officer looking at Umits's stuff


So walked to the hawker center outside Woodlands check point. We were tired and hungry. And were sitting near the hawker centre. And was looking at the food.
Yeah, we got money. But no SGD !!! ;P We were so excited the whole day that we forgot to change any SGD. Money changers were all closed, and I didnt activate my card for oversea usage.
.. You know the feeling, when you got the money, but your money is worthless... that was how i felt...
Then.... Umit appeared and handed 50SGD ;D - that sweet Turkish went to the atm and withdrew money, whilst Jaja n me sitting hungry and delusional. And all the while, we thought he went to the toilet. Sweet Turk ;)

*Jaja n me managed to buy some drinks with Umit's money


We decided to eat somewhere else. Owh, did I tell you about the security alarm ringing from Sheng Siong building? We were to avoid it. So we walked to the back of the hawker centre, and found a nice place to sit. The alarm was still ringing, but we decided to call it a day.

*tired looking hicth hikers


So we made lovely music to counter the security alarm ringing at Sheng Shiong Market.
Yeah, the alarm lasted all night until about 6am.

*Candid by Umit


From Woodlands the next morning, with 5SGD, Jaja n me decided to go back KL. Sorry, but I dont find it interesting to travel Singapore.

So, after queuing, I forgot that we dont have small change for the bus. So I asked the nice malaysian lady and her husband for small change. She got small RM change. And I thought it was OK - silly me ;P
When I got to the bus, the bus only accepts SGD. So we got out of the bus, and now, me, again, begging for small change og 5SGD from some nice SIngaporean Ladys and cute guys. Owh, we got extra 20 cents, coz the cute guy and his friends didn't have coins for 1SGD. well, they need it for the bus too. And we made it for the next bus.

0730am, Woodlands to Larkin = 1.60SGD

At Larkin, we had good breakfast. Then was all ready to go back KL ;D

Larkin Bus tickect seller are jerks. Even the woman ;P but we however got our ticket to KL, supposedly for 9:30am but the jerks lied, and the bus actually departed at 10am. Then picked up 2 more passengers at Nusa Jaya bus station. And dropped passengers at Seremban bus station.

And the stupid lady that lied to us about the bus time said it was a non stop to KL bus !!! And the traffic into and leaving Seremban was not pretty. But we arrived safely at Bukit Jalil bus station around 3pm.

... And that was how we ended our journey.

10:00am, Bus JB to KL (Bukit Jalil Bus Station) = RM50

15:30pm, LRT Bukit Jalil to Masjid Jamek = RM 1.80

15:45pm, Taxi Masjid Jamek to Damansara Perdana = RM 15 - yeah. I was already feeling lazy

*Stupid bus driver smoking in the bus.


MY SAY
In general, I was sooo glad I did this trip. I almost cancelled the trip due to work load, but hey, I managed.

However, this trip is not that thrill. I know the road, and I know the way. So, it wasn't THAT exciting. I love spontaneity and the unexpected.

Next trip would be hitch-hiking to Koh Pangan ;D


XOX

Sunday, March 7, 2010

First Born

Well, hello hello..

Its 10:28am on lazy sunday morning.

Im officially blogging. Well, maybe officially official in few more days since I think I'll have to finish all the setups and stuff first ;P


WHAT INITIATES THIS?

Well, INITIALLY, its because of my love of travelling.

I've been travelling around, and during my travels, I met a lot of  unemployed thrillseekers. By unemployed, I meant not-doing that 9 to 5 job. ALWAYS among the first Question I'll ask - after what's your name, where you come from, how long have you been here - is how do you fund yourself?

So these are some of the answers I get;

1. I've worked before and did some saving - boring. I'll never can 'have some saving' ;P ;P
2. Im doing my own web-business OR I have IT-related business
3. Im a photographer. I take photos and sell them
4. I write my travel stories for some mags and websites

Sooo...
#1 is obviously not for me.

#2 is something I can never (or liked) do.

#3 is far from reach. Yes I do own a camera.  But im only used to taking non-conformance photos

#4 is nonsense. Back in my schooldays, my teacher would be so surprised (and happy, I'd say) if she got to collect my composition/essay. This being said since II'll only submit my 'composition book' like 4 times a year, after like 5 essays or so. 


SO, WHY DO I BLOG NOW?

Yesterday my dearest friend said she started a blog, and wanted me to follow her. That means she wants me to read her everyday crap ;P

NOT. She has taken 'The' big leap in her life. Something I've always wanted to do, but can't seem to get the 'RIGHT' moment. I adore this Lady. I would really love to see hows she doing there. I might not able catch her when she falls, but I could call someone else to carry her. ;D

Ok. now she has added one more follower. Whos gonna follow ME then? :P


This is me, in travels.